THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE BIZARRE

I pride myself on taking some reasonable pictures, not great just good.  And I also make absolutely certain that no bad ones, unless it is accompanied by a description, gets published here or on facebook.  So, that being said, I have posted about 25 here that just didn't make the grade, or at least I am hoping they didn't!  Sometimes I get careless and sometimes I forget.  For every good pic there seems to be about 20 bad!!!

I skipped blogging for a couple days because NOTHING happened.  I haven't left the house, I haven't gotten properly dressed, don't even think about my hair, but I have managed to shower!  Yesterday I spent the day going through the giant cupboard in purple room.  I ended up with one empty shelf and three full garbage bags and a full rubbermaid of recycling.  And I am now in the process of trying to delete what I threw out from my mind!  I have forbidden Bill to open the bags and look.

I got a phone call from one of my fat lady store friends ( I know them all really well now!!) and she informed me that I have about 80 bucks in coupons to spend down there!  So, I am getting dressed, putting on a visor and redoing my sad sticky poof, and heading down there.....as soon as Monte heads off to Port Alberni at 11.  Can never have enough clothes I say, even if I am too big to remotely look good.  I don't care, its still fun to see the girls and maybe find a dressy something.  I am always looking for dress up stuff.  It all looks like crap on me though so my hopes are dim.  Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining...if it really bothered me I would do something permanent about it, and so far I haven't.

So now here are the loser and "why did I take that" pics I mentioned!  TTYL

ONE DAY APRIL AND I ESCAPED AND WENT WALKING.  IT WAS RAINING RAINING RAINING.  WE WENT INTO THIS LITTLE PARK, AND THERE WAS NO ONE THERE.  WE CAME ACROSS THIS PARK BENCH AND THIS SAD LONELY LITTLE PAINTING WAS JUST SITTING THERE.  I WANTED IT SO BADLY!!!

I KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS, I GET IT, BUT I THINK THIS IS JUST PLAIN CREEPY

GIVEN THE DETAIL, I WONDER HOW CLOSELY THE SCULPTOR HAD TO STUDY HIS MUSE

KINDA TUBBY I THOUGHT

THIS IS A TINY PART OF A VERY VERY LARGE POSTER OUTSIDE THE MUSEE D' ORSAY.  I TOOK FORTY PICS OF THIS.....WHY???? I ASK

I DIDN'T TAKE THIS CUZ OF THE ESCALATOR GOING DOWN INTO THE TUBE....I THOUGHT IT ODD THAT A MUSLIM SCARF WAS OF CAMMO DESIGN

I COULD MAKE A WHOLE ALBUM (I THINK I DID A COUPLE YEARS AGO) OF PICS BILL HAS TAKEN WITH HIS FINGER IN THE CORNER,  PHOTO BOMBING

THIS IS WHAT THE FRENCH CALLED THE MOVIE "HANGOVER"

THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER....REALLY?  WHAT THE HELL...STUPID PICTURE

A NEW LOW IN PLOYS USED BY BEGGARS....BUT IT WORKED, THAT IS OUR MONEY IN THAT CUP SO WE COULD TAKE STUPID PICS

WOULD YOU PUT YOUR KID ON THAT ZEBRA????  I THINK NOT!!

STUPID PICTURE...YOU CAN'T STRAIGHTEN IT, YOU CAN'T CROP IT,  UGLY PEOPLE IN IT, BILL IS IN THE WAY...AND THERE WERE FAR TOO MANY OF THESE TAKEN ON THAT CANAL BOAT!

STRANGEST TRUCK STOP I EVER SAW...AND THERE ARE LOTS OF WEIRD ONES LIKE THIS

WHEN I LOOKED BACK AT THE PICS I HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHERE THIS WAS OR WHAT IT WAS...IF YOU KNOW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS

ANOTHER SELFIE FAIL

AND ANOTHER SELFIE FAIL

A FUZZY BAD PICTURE OF THE TASTIEST FOOD IN THE WORLD...SNAILS...MMMMMM

MUSSELS.....THE RUDEST FOOD IN THE WORLD

I MEAN REALLY!!

JEEZ!!  THAT ISN'T GARBAGE FLOATING, ITS ACTUALLY A SWAN

RAIN, CRANKY FRENCH AND A MISSING BILL ADDS UP TO UGLY FACE...THANKS A LOT APRIL

JUST A VERY BAD EDITING JOB OF A CEILING IN THE LOUVRE

NO RESPECT

I WISH I COULD HAVE SHOWN HER FACE, SHE WAS YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING AND WEARING DESIGNER JEANS UNDER THAT ROBE LIKE RAG

BILL GOT INTO SEVERE TROUBLE FOR TAKING THIS PIC IN SACRE COUR.  TAKING PICS WAS FORBIDDEN AND HE WAS SEVERELY TOLD THIS.  HE STILL TOOK A PIC.    I WAS SO MAD AT HIM I GOT UP AND LEFT.  THEN LATER HE ALMOST COULDN'T WALK DOWN THE HILL TO THE HOTEL, HIS KNEES WERE LOCKING UP....KARMA!!!