Friday, December 16, 2016

WRAP WRAP WRAP UNTIL YOU BREAK YOUR BACK

I shifted stuff around in my purple room, stacked all the gifts into relevant piles, hauled in a costco table and squeezed it into the room.  I shall be wrapping in there as its twenty below outside and stuff in the garage is on the verge of freezing.  Plus I can watch my crap tv at the same time!  Nothing like a little Judge Judy to spur one on.

I counted and so far I have 82 presents to wrap.  I think I might make a quick trip back to the dollar store and get some more gift bags!

And now...the tree.  sigh.  I have a lot of decorations down in the hell hole. (shovel list)  Some of them have made their way upstairs but I am going to do my best to keep it to a severe minimum.  I know the talk after christmas involves criticism of those people that leave their outside lights and decs up too long.  With me its how long the boxes of decorations sit behind the couch and not taken down stairs and put away.That is NOT going to happen this year and to ensure that it doesn't I found the perfect solution.  Don't bring them up to begin with.

I sure learned something the hard way today.  I was frying up onion, pepper and chopped mushrooms.  I was going to add eggs then make a breakfast wrap.  So as the veggies were frying I decided to add a bunch of hot sauce to the pan and cook it into the veg.  I have been on a real chilli flake and hot sauce bend lately.  So I dumped in a ton of Frank's and Chalula sauces.  Mmmmm....and within two minutes I was choking and sneezing and literally coughed til I upchucked...twice!  And it wouldn't stop!  My eyes were burning and my nose was running and I coughed my lungs up.  Never again!

Hahaha!!  I just got off the phone with Aryn.  She and Bradley have Molly right now.  The idea was that she would be making a decision if Molly's checklist favoured living or ....well you know.  So, I don't think Molly is going to be facing the grim reaper any time soon!  Probably because she is so much more loved, appreciated and coddled, she is not freaked out by two angry people here thus she isn't peeing on their floor.  And it sounds like she is having the time of her life.  Bradley takes her to work with him and as I am sure he is finding out, Molly is an extreme babe magnet or ice breaker...depending on your current status.

I remember going for coffee with Kathy a while back.  She brought adorable baby Ainsley and I brought annoying stinky Molly.  Guess who everyone went crazy for?  One woman even tripped on the curb and damn near went down she was so busy trying to get to Molly.  So I don't think she is coming home anytime soon.  Which is great for me.  I don't even miss her.  Not even in a good way.  Its like I never had a dog.  The only time she enters my consciousness is when I notice that the floor actually needs to be swept now.  She used to keep it totally clean...she would even eat spilled coffee beans!

Well I could drone on and on here but I would just be procrastinating the inevitable and boring you folks stiff.  So I am going to jet and get at it..TTYL

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