Friday, October 1, 2021

SPRING ROLLS, POLICE AND UNNECESSARY SHOPPING

 The other day Austin took a trip to Nanaimo.  Monte was going to go with him but didn't feel well enough.  When Austin returned, he had gone to a Vietnamese restaurant he was familiar with, for lunch and brought home some salad rolls and peanut sauce, the best freaking peanut sauce you ever ate!  Then he told us about the rest of the food there.  Pho!!!  Oh yes!!!

They have a smaller version of the restaurant in Parksville  On Tuesday we decided to hop into our vehicles and head over for supper.  Peter and Austin went in Peter's car.  They wanted to go for a hike near Rathrevor beach after, not something Monte and I would be doing.  :( Off we went.  Peter and Austin left ahead of us, us not far behind.

Just at the edge of town the two main roads out of Port converge in a V shape and morph into a four lane highway.  We had been following a very slow logging truck so as soon as we got to the merge part Monte pulled out and passed the truck.  And as soon as he pulled back into the right lane a police car pulled up behind him and put her lights on.  Dangit!!!!!!

Long story short he apparently  pulled over to pass the truck whilst the line dividing our two lanes was still solid, not dotted yet.  She was super nice about it but...you know.  Then when she was checking his license she discovered it had expired back in June on his birthday.  Dangit again!!!!!  335.00 bucks later....check your licenses people!

  Fortunately, because we were going to a restaurant I had taken my license.  I don't always.  Monte is driving and I don't pack a purse and often no wallet.  So by the time we were finished so much time had gone by we turned around and went home.  Wed. morning we went straight to Service BC and got him a replacement.  And he paid his fine immediately to get 25 bucks off.

I think, and this is only my opinion, covid has caused a few shopaholics.  Online shopaholics.  It's so much fun!  I have talked to a few people that had never ordered anything from anywhere on line before and now they are doing it all the time.  I shop mostly at Amazon, or at least I did until they put their prices up so high they are ridiculous.  But I discovered another place.  Wish.  And if you haven't been on Wish, don't.  It's so cheap you can't help yourself.  But...and this is a big but, the stuff is crap.  Occasionally you would get something good, but not enough to outweigh the bad.

Anyway, this morning I was having a look and I snagged a few pics of some items I thought I would share with those of you that have never been.  This will help convince you to never go there!

AHHH, LIGHTS ON YOUR FINGERS, JUST WHAT YOU NEED IN THE DARK!

OF COURSE I WANT A BIGGER ASS...WHO DOESN'T

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS...BOOTS WITH A BIG AIRY GAP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

HAVE YOU NOTICED THE TREND LATELY FOR WOMEN TO MAKE THEIR EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE  LARGE BLACK UGLY CATERPILLARS?

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHADES, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHADES

I HAD TO READ ABOUT THIS ONE....IT'S A LIGHT BULB THAT HAS A PRETEND FIRE IN IT...AT LEAST I HOPE IT'S PRETEND.  WITH WISH YOU NEVER KNOW.

NOW JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE FIRST ONE OR YOU THOUGHT IT WAS TOO MEEK, HERE IS ONE THAT MAKES THAT STATEMENT...UGLY EYEBROW TREND, EVEN BETTER!!!!!!

JUST IN CASE...YOU NEVER KNOW...MAYBE COUGAR PROTECTION? I MEAN... MILLIONS OF VOLTAGE...MILLIONS

SOME CERTAIN CULTURES HAVE A FIXATION FOR THEIR BUMS

YES!!! AN OOZIE NECKLACE...JUST WHAT WE ALL WANT

YAY!!!!  I CAN SAFELY START SMOKING AGAIN!

HOLY HANNAH!!!! A MAGNETIC EARRING THAT MAKES YOU SKINNY IN JUST ONE WEEK!!!!! I WANT ONE, BAD....

AND IT'S A CREAM?  A SLIMMING CREAM?  MY FAT WILL BURN?  IN FIVE DAYS?  OH....BE STILL MY HEART!!!!

Okay Peeps!  Will wonders never cease!  I can get skinny, protect myself, boost my butt, and get massive ugly man brows, all in one place!!!  Take care, stay safe and TTYL

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination". Oscar Wilde



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