Thursday, December 1, 2022

I DON'T GET IT

You know, the quieter, less activity and mundane my life is, the longer I forget to blog.  Seriously!  I thought that that would happen when I was busy up the wazoo!  But noooooo...half the time I sit here twiddling my thumbs, doing nothing.  You'd think I would slide my idle brain to my blog.  Nope!

So here I am now.  And of course one of the things that has happened is snow.  And clearly, watching the news, the snow created quite the issue with the lower mainland. 

 And if you are one of the people (in your mind if this is you, insert idiot) that is driving on summer tires, well all I can say is you are an irresponsible careless....idiot.  I hope every car that got hit or hit someone, who had summer tires, gets nailed.  It is beyond my comprehension how you can get into a car, on the first snowy day, with summer tires and DRIVE!!!!!!  GET OFF THE ROAD AND PARK IT!!!  But I am pretty sure this is none of you!!

Today was garbage day.  So around six thirty this morning I hauled butt (sore butt) out of my warm cozy bed, pulled on boots and coat and out to move the recycling bin out to the street.

Well thats easier printed than done.  It was stuck frozen in about a half a foot of totally frozen snow.  Just trying to get through to the bin through the snow on the grass almost killed me.  Well, not killed but busted twisted ankles.  Then the stupid thing wouldn't budge so I gave it an almighty kick or three.  It finally came loose.  Then whilst I was trying to drag it over to the gate it would tip over as it bumped along the uneven snow.  Monte had taken the garbage out the night before and where his size 17s had stepped, they had left craters, big ones.  And as soon as a wheel fell into a crater, over the stupid thing would go.  Tipping.  I think they call garbage tipping in some countries.

Anyway I finally wrestled it out onto a road that had an insurmountable berm left by the snowplough.  Then on the way back to the house I again damn near went over but caught myself.  And somehow wrenched my ass bone.  Next time I am going to let Monte do it.  He always offers but I don't want to hand off all my physical chores to him.  I need to do them myself.

Yesterday morning Ange and I got the apple butter going.  This involves chopping up (with implements to help) ten pounds of ambrosia apples Monte and I bought in the Okanagan, putting them in the crock pot, adding spices, sweetener and apple cider and then cooking them for ten hours.  Yup!!!  Ten hours.  All day yesterday the whole house smelt like apple pie.  At ten last nite I shut it down.  It was a delicious very dark brown...just the way YouTube Chef John said it should look.  And it is delicious!!! 

Back in the old days up north, Gramma, mom's mom, would come to visit, also when we lived in Westsyde, Kamloops.  She would make amazing brown bread with graham flour.  The margarine, we didn't eat butter back then, Kraft Parkay was pretty good, would get all melty into the soft middle part of the slice.  Then we would slather the apple butter she made on it.  Oh my stars!!!!!  That was delicious beyond delicious!!!  Or we would slap on her homemade rhubarb strawberry (she would always add strawberry jello powder) jam.  Mmmmmmm....  Grammas....they're the best!

I heard from Aryn this morning.  They are STILL up in Grand Prairie.  She said it was -33 this morning.  But it was going to warm up to -26 during the day.  Hahaha!!

  I was telling her that when we were really little, mom would make us go out to play when it was between -20 and -40.  It's amazing how your nose sticks together and you mustn't lick your lips or cry...anything liquid.  And if you peed your snowsuit, get in the house right away! And under no circumstances were you to stick the tip of your tongue to the metal gate.  But of course we did anyway.  If you just patiently wait your tip melts off.  My tip for the day!

 To start your vehicle, this is back before electric block heaters, you had to build a coal fire in a pan that looked like a wok and put it under the car under the block.  Eventually the oil would heat up enough for the engine to start. 

Well enough of all that.  I probably lost you all after the first paragraph!  I must get on with my day.  I will take pics of our finished apple butter.  If any of you want some, just email me!  I will send you some.  Take care, be careful when the snow turns to ice and TTYL

Hahahaha!!!  I looked for a quote about apple butter and this is what I found...I apologize for a naughty word!

"You don't know shit from apple butter!"  Cormak McCarthy

This is so true!  As you will see from the pics I will put on next post!

 

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