DRUNKY MOMS AT LUNCH AND DRUNKY MOMS AT THE PUB

It was definitely a week of drunky moms!!!  Some good and some bad.

On Friday I met my friend Kathy (not my sister) for lunch at Mr. Mikes.  We ordered our food and were well into our gossip session when we noticed a taxi pull up outside and spill out a very young mom and two cute little girls.  They were seated right beside us.  It didn't take long for us to notice that mom was somewhat four sheets to the wind and really really loud and inappropriate.  The first thing to arrive at the table was a huge giant beer, shortly followed by a tequilla shot then a cup of crayons and colouring books.  She tossed back those drinks lickety split!

About a noisy fifteen minutes later another taxi pulled up and a very large rolly polly super underdressed (a lot of skin and tattoos showing) lady (and I use that term loosely) rolled out and came in and joined Drunky.  God! they were so loud!!!  Kathy and I could hardly hear each other.  The kids were amazing.  And they pounded down the drinks...they had switched to bellinis.  At one point Drunky got up to go to the loo and if a half wall had not been right there she would have totally bailed.  As Kathy and I were wrapping it up and paying our bills etc...Drunky suddenly hollered over to me, "Oh my Gawd, I love your hair.  I just can't take my eyes of you!!!  Its so awesome...blah blah blah"  Jesus Murphy!!  So embarrassing.  We got out of there.  I DO NOT like drunk people.

Monte and crew went down to Squamish to play in the brewery.  April and Myles went and I guess the band was really good!  It was so cool for Monte to have his sister see him play!!  They got home safe and sound Sat. night.  I didn't see him.

  I went down to sister Kathy's and we headed out to Gurdeep's place, where over the next hour about twelve sober lovely ladies arrived.  Around nine we headed over to a pub nearby where one of the lady's husband's band was playing.  And they were amazing.  They were a cover band and they played all those oldies that we all love.  Jeez, did we ever have fun.  Those lovely sober ladies weren't sober for long!  Except for Kathy, Gurdeep and I, they all got hilariously tipsy and sooooo funny.  We closed the place down!

Kathy and I gave a couple of ladies a ride home as they lived up near Kathy and I took one of them in my jeep from Kathy's place to drive home up by me.  We got to her place around 12:30 - 1:00 am.  I pulled up outside her house, foot on brake and prepared to say nice meeting you, bye bye now.  But...she did not get out of the jeep.  She started to tell me about her house, then her dog, then the guys that park illegally to car pool to the mine, then how everyone has illegal suites, blah blah blah.  Finally I put the jeep in park, then I shut off the heat, then I opened the windows, then I fixed the time on the clock.....and she just talked and talked and talked...drunkenly, slurring her words.  Finally I told her I had to go.  It was ten after two. Oh Lordy!!!  What a fun crazy night!

Yesterday I met Anne at Milestones.  That was the second time in two days I was in Milestones.  Friday night I met with my school group of friends.  There were about fifteen of us and I had the best time.  What a lovely bunch of people.  Trouble is though its so loud in there.  Its hard to hear everything but we still had a blast. 

 And...we all ordered and after one hour we still didn't have our food.  So we asked our server and she sent the manager over.  He was very polite and apologetic.  Ten minutes later our food arrived.  We didn't mind too much.  The delay gave us all time to catch up.  And when our bills arrived, he had cut them all in half!!!!  My 24 dollar dinner became 12.  I was happy! 

And yesterday at ten in the morning I met Anne for brunch.  We sat there for three hours!  The food was great and we talked non stop as usual.  We never ever run out of stuff to talk about.

Now after all that eating I am back to intermittent fasting.  My blood sugar went up a little but it would come right back down again.  The secret is to not skip testing...even when you know its going to be up.

Now its Monday.  I am going to get my paper work done if it kills me.  TTYL