THE UGLY PARADE

 Earlier this week I was reading January 1st, 2014's blog post.  I usually, as soon as I post a new entry, I randomly pick a post from somewhere in previous years and read it.  Just one.  It's interesting.

So this particular one was about how Spod hated Christmas and the week before the day and a couple of weeks after, he would be cranky and nasty to us all, but especially to Monte.  I went on to describe a fight we had (it was actually kind of funny) and how I swore that next year it wasn't going to happen.  Next year he needed to go to Maui or something, just not be with us making us all miserable.  Of course little did I know he wouldn't be with us the next Christmas.  And now I would give anything to have one more miserable xmas with Spod.  Just a reminder to live mindfully.

So today I am not posting a pic of the rug.  I need to do some work on it today and I will do the Tuesday post tomorrow.  But I needed to post this one today.  I am mad.

I decided to take a look at the fat lady online store.  Time to possibly find a summer tank or two.

So with great hope and open heart I clicked in and started to peruse.  And it wasn't long before I was reminded that the ONLY fat lady store in Canada is determined to make us all as ugly as possible.  I seriously cannot believe the crap they design.  Whhhhhyyyyyyy?  Clearly all their designers are skinny bitches determined to make us fatties as ugly as possible.  If anything makes me want to diet it is this.  I posted a couple of pics just to show you.

DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOUR STOMACH IS THE FIRST THING TO ENTER THE ROOM, YOU CAN'T WEAR ANYTHING WITH A DEFINED WAIST...WE DON'T HAVE WAISTS!

OH GOD!!  NO.  JUST NO.

MUMMY...(whimper)

SURE...LET ME JUST SLIP INTO A PANTSUIT, SHORT LEGGED, IN A CAMO/FLOUR/BLUE SPLOTCHES OUTFIT

YES, LETS PUT ON A SHIRT THAT HAS MOVED THE WAISTLINE UP UNDER THE BOOBS SO WE LOOK PREGNANT.

WHOEVER INVENTED THE 'WATERFALL' FRONT ON SWEATERS SHOULD BE SHOT.  AND WHILST WE ARE SHOOTING, KILL THE PERSON THAT INVENTED THAT GHASTLY COLOUR THAT MAKES ANYONE LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF BAD PORRIDGE.

If any of you actually own anything resembling any of these things, I am confident YOU look great.  You def don't have the stomach I do!!!!
Stay safe, noodle and love your oldsters.  TTYL