Wednesday, May 30, 2018

GODDAMMITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid tv upstairs isn't working again.  The live tv part is freezing...driving me crazy!  The one show I always watch is the news at five or six in the morning and this morning, before I threw the remote at it, I decided to count the seconds between freezes.  11 seconds.  Within 11 seconds the damn picture would freeze for about three seconds, then get glitchy for about three seconds then come back on.  Drove me nuts within five minutes. So I don't know what is happening in the world, except for a silly thing our federal gov. did. Oh and a silly bad thing Roseanne did too.  Thats all I got.

I turned off the tv and went back to sleep.  At quarter to seven the dog went crazy downstairs.  Clearly someone was at the door.  Who comes to the door at 6:45 am?  So I got dressed (not as quickly as I did when Tank was in danger) and whipped downstairs (shovel list...old fat ladies do not 'whip' downstairs first thing in the morning) to find a lovely looking young man at the door.  And I am not saying anymore :)

Oh okay...don't want to leave the wrong impression.  It was one of the guys working on the carports asking me to move my jeep.  I would have been mad at him but, you know, that would have been a titch hard to be.  Sigh.

The bad part is...I got my keys and sashayed (I couldn't help it) out and daintily climbed into my jeep and moved it.  He was still in the carport when I sashayed (still couldn't help it) back.  Stopped for a couple minutes for unnecessary chit chat.

Then I gracefully exited the carport and entered the house.  I moved into the loo and accidentally glanced in the mirror.  OMG!!!  My face was all  puffy, my shirt was inside out and my hair...oh jeez...my poof and become skinny and had migrated to the very top of my head, off centre and ridiculous.  I looked like a teletubby gone bad.    Seriously, I give up.

Well between Adopt a Grad, Kiwanis meeting, movie going (Book Club...so good), cooking and coffeeing its been a busy week.

I went to see Book Club with Kathy and her book club.  It was hilarious and well worth the time.  I decided a long time ago to boycott Jane Fonda...I hate her and what she caused the Viet Nam vets back in the day, but I thought the other three women in that movie drowned her out.  And they did!  Their roles were so funny and significant...Jane's not so much.  Good movie.  My second fave laugh movie of all time.  My fave is still My Big Fat Greek Wedding.  I saw that one three times and laughed myself sick each time.

Gotta bounce.  TTYL



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