GROAN

I hate to complain but.....this whole week is busy busy busy.  Every single day I have something happening.  And all I really want to do is get my corners sorted and cleaned cuz COOKIE IS COMING!!!!!!  And as my kids will tell you that when COOKIE IS COMING I take advantage of the event to get those little things all done.

Tomorrow, Monday, I have two things on the agenda.  The insurance lady that did Gladys's insurance at the dealership missed me signing in a certain spot.  Well jeez!!  She has texted and phoned me over and over to come in.  I kept telling her I was in Bamfield and COULDN'T.  What about that does the damned woman not get? So I have been purposely dragging my ass...not nice I know but jeez!  Not my fault.  In Kamloops the gal that did the insurance on Tank came to my house each year to do the renewal and signing.  I think I got a tad spoiled!

So I shall go in tomorrow on my way to the denturist...hopefully getting my new teeth.  I am looking forward to that, and a little bit not.  I know that it is going to hurt for the first while.  Oh well, at least I won't look so much like a red neck hillbilly anymore.

And now, I think I have thrombosis in my right leg.  The calf is hurting like hell, for no freaking reason.  Its not like I ran a half marathon or hiked up Mt. Arrowsmith.  Its cramping somewhat too.  I just know that I am going to eat aspirin and hopefully a clot doesn't bust loose and kill me in the night.  If I am dead in the morning can one of you please call the coroner and tell him why I'm a goner?  Thanks.

I have also been spending quality time pouncing and trapping, in all kinds of inventive manner, clouds of fruit flies.  Holy bejeezus they are really really bad this year.  I finally opened an almost dead jar of strawberry jam (one I actually have had since I first moved to Kamloops...that crap lasts forever) and simply waited.  And sure enough a million fruit flies descended into that jar. I sprung over, lid at the ready, and slammed it shut!  Hahahaha!!!  I caught a ton of them!

But then I picked up the drink cans and bottles receptacle to put outside, it was full of empty V8 cans, and five million flew up out of that bin.  Holy Crap!!!  So I put it back down and waited.  And then I leaped around the corner and dropped a towel over the whole thing before they had time to move!  Caught them all!!  Took it outside and far away and released them.

One more....I have a reasonably tallish tin that I use as my garbage bowl.  It is white.  I noticed a million of those suckers on that tin and in it and around it.  So I got a plastic shopping bag,  got it ready, snuck slowly across the floor and pounced and got that bag over the whole thing and dashed out onto the deck.  Hah!!!!  Got a million more.  Now they are trying to get into my homemade bread bag, but it's zip locked.  I guess they are after the yeast.

Anyway now that I have bored you to death, I go.  TTYL