I am. The neighbour's dog. I am going to kill him. I just know its a him. I freaking hate that dog. Now the owners just throw him out in the morning and don't take him back him til nine at night. And he barks the whole twelve hours. I was going to keep a barking log to take to court but I don't need to..he barks twelve hours a day, non stop. It takes so long to do things legally. And I can think of lots of illegal things to do. But first I do believe that when I get back from Vancouver, if he is still barking all day I am going to go down to their house and pound on their door. It's just not healthy to constantly have visions of gruesome ways to slowly kill him dancing in my head all the time.
So if anyone out there in blogland is reading this, and you own a freak head non stop barking dog, and you leave him outside all day, let me educate you on this. Everybody within earshot of your house HATES YOU AND YOUR DOG. We are puzzled out here on why you think WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR FREAK HEAD DOG ALL DAY LONG. If your dog suddenly dies, please know it will be me that has caused it.
This negativity is probably not the best way to start the new year. Aside from asshat dog, we had a really relaxing day at home. No one was feeling all that great so we just played music, read books and played with kids. Tonight after kids were in bed Tandy, Kevin and I played one of his board games. Fun!
Now its time to go forage for a snack. I am hungry and I do believe there is a left over veggie sammich with my name on it. TTYL
ps Hey Shannon I don't have your email. email it to me!!!! hp1104@gmail.com (and anyone else that feels like it!)
I can relate to the dog thing!!! Our neighbours finally moved but not before everyone within earshot complained to the city! Get a slingshot! Don't you already have one?
ReplyDeleteI read a suggestion that if you can get your hands on a dog whistle it might help. Blow it when he barks and he might come to associate the piercing sound with his barking and eventually stop. Of course it could backfire and you might just end up driving your own dogs batty! Our dog got into a case of beer once and he slept for a looong time. Toss a cold one over the fence hahaha...
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like its the NEIGHBORS who own the dog that need to disappear.....
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