Well I did it again. I was flying around the house doing things. I needed to go to the garage to put some vegetables that don't fit in the fridge ( you may remember we named that monstrous thing Bill). You would think stuff would fit but guess what? IT DOESN'T!!!! Its like a purse, no matter how big you go its always full to the top.
So arms loaded, I fling the front door open and fly out the door, totally forgetting that I had dragged the giant garden wagon down to the front door, full of everything that was in the car. And dumb me, I had pulled it right across the doorway. (partly to keep the dogs from sneaking out) And, of course, completely forgot. And boy did I bail, hard. This time I did go ass over teakettle. As I was heading south at an alarming speed, I had a nano second to remember something Spod taught me. If a fall is inevitable, curl up, land on your side and roll. So thats exactly what I did. I hit the cement on the other side of the wagon, basically in the fetal position, on my left side and immediately rolled….into the garden and onto a broken jagged glass non working solar lamp. The vegetables ended up all over the place including on me.
Parker, freaking out, leapt over the wagon and landed right on top of me! That hurt more than the damn fall. He got off me then started to lick my face and head bash me over and over until I had to yell at him to leave me alone. And then…he proceeded to move one inch away from me, squat and take a long giant pee! What the hell!!?? He was like two inches from my head! So I decided to just lay there for a while and relax and think about the lovely weekend I am going to have. You never know…I didn't want to go into that shock I talked about. I think though that I have become kind of immune…this is happening way too often. I honestly did not see that stupid wagon in time. I don't see things below my chin(s) very well. Sigh.
Today was kind of fun. But there are too many things that I want to tell Spod about. Its frustrating to get all excited about something on his behalf and then realize there will be no telling him. Anyway you won't believe what I got for dinner. A Swanson's Hungry Man salisbury steak dinner!!! Hahaha!! I LOVE tv dinners. They are tasty, not overly huge and I love divided plates. I keep them and use them for as long as is healthy. Mmmmmm and for desert I had a baloney sandwich. Best dinner ever. TTYL
Ok, that's enough of that falling and tripping stuff! We are going to get you one of those 'I've fallen and can't get up' devices!
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