Thursday, December 3, 2015

SQUEEEEEEEZE

I just came to a horrible conclusion.  If the house caught fire its likely the fire would be out in the main part of the house.  My purple room is down the end of a hallway with only a two storey jump for escape.  And at my robust weight my ankles would end up in my throat.

So, thinking about it in the middle of the night, I figured one of those throw out the window ladder thingies would solve the problem.  But, then when it got light out, I took a look at the window that opens.  And seriously?  I don't think I would fit through.  I was discussing this with Aryn tonight and she figures that the adrenaline flowing through my miles and miles of veins would help me do it.  But physics is physics.  And Big does not necessarily go through Small.

I had this exact same conversation with the flight attendant on one of my flights where I was sitting in an exit row.  Now that hole is tiny!!!  I can see it now...get halfway out, the plane is sinking and I get stuck...just like Winnie the Pooh in Rabbit's hole.  There would be a lot of pissed off people behind me!!

I finally went to Bestbuy.  They were very proactive!  The appliance manager gave me an email address and tracking number to send pics to.  They promised someone would come and see the damage.  So when I got home I did exactly that...and it won't send.  There is something wrong with the email address.  Wouldn't you know.  So I have texted the manager to send me another email address.  It never ends.  At least my problem isn't horrible like yours Shannon.  I would be so pissed off if that happened to me and my jeep.  What bozos!!!!!

Monte brought home a xmas tree that smells so delicious its unbelievable.  The smell is a cross between pine tree and grapefruit.  Mmmmmm....amazing!!!  I can't wait to get that beautiful thing up and lit and decked out.  I have to make up for the pitiful one we had last year.  There will be no Pinoccio on top of this one!

It is now Thursday morning.  For a good part of yesterday I thought the dishwasher installers were coming.  It seemed odd that my phone didn't remind me.  I had written it into my google calendar.  I checked to see and saw it wasn't until today they come.  sigh.  TTYL  

This is for April:
ON THE DANUBE....EARLY EARLY IN THE MORNING


1 comment:

  1. When I lived in my apartment, no matter the time of year or weather, I left the balcony open when I wasnt home, because I was sure that sooner or later some skid that lived in the 40 year old wood building with fire places would burn it down and I wanted my cat to have an escape route, even if itwas jumping off the third floor.


    Its funny the things you think about... now i think about earthquakes in a basement suite... or worse... my concert cube i work in

    If you get stuck Iin a fire, turn on your shower on full cold and lay in the tub till the hot firement come and save you. Maybe you should try a drill just to make sure it works!

    That picturenis awesome!

    If honda doesnt fix my car they will suffer my full rath!

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