Monday, May 30, 2016

HOLY COW!!! SOOOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED & IS HAPPENING

Wow!!!  Where to start.  Firstly, got home last night, late.  And I can honestly say that the flight from Montreal to Toronto to Kelowna was the smoothest most awesomest flight ever.  We had a bit of a panicky start but after wheels up in Montreal it was all great from there.

We were late getting to the airport due to bus mixups etc. and the security line up was insanely long.  We had forty minutes to get through it and through a giant airport to our gate.  And, whilst that might be doable by us younguns', I can't say the same for the oldsters that hobble along with walkers and canes.  Not only do they not hurry, they all stopped in the bathroom...and that aint a fast process either.  So needless to say there were some dicey moments amongst the wrinklies.  By some miracle though we all made it!

The trip itself was pretty fantastic!  It might have been irritating and tedious with so many ancient people (because no matter how spry and sharp they were, they were still frigging ancient.  Which means slow legs, slow brains, slow bathroom stops, slow climbing bus stairs, slow getting out of bus seats, sloooooow talky talky decisions on bloody fricken EVERYTHING!!!  Should I leave my bag here or over there?  No No not here the bus driver might not see it.  Lets just leave it over there closer to the curb.  But maybe he won't be able to open the luggage door then?  Oh yes Mabel I think you are right.  Lets just keep them with us til he gets here.  But Maud! we can't take them with us if we want to go for a walk.  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!  And that was the typical discussion over frigging every single thing)  Drove me nuts a little.

We saw a lot of things that I didn't realize were on my bucket list!  Stuff you see on postcards!

We ate amazing food, stayed in the best hotels, travelled first class on via rail, saw the most beautiful and interesting sights.  I think my fave day though was in Montreal.  I absolutely love Montreal and I have been there enough times to be excited to see some things again.

We got the via rail from Quebec City to Montreal, riding first class which included a brunch.  And there were about twelve of us in the first car and we had the best time!  We laughed and laughed, in fact Sue sprayed my seat, thank God I was in the bathroom at that moment, with a mouthful of coffee!

The train ends  in a station right under the Queen Elizabeth Fairmont hotel in Montreal...where we stayed!  Our rooms weren't ready so Sue, Marion, Kathy, Kerry and Len, a retired air traffic controller who joined us on several events and meals, and myself walked Montreal.  We walked til I thought my legs would fall off!!!

The weather was fantastic, the sights were amazing, the food delicious, shopping was good...the whole day was magical.  We went to a pub Marion was familiar with for dinner.  And we happened to sit right beside a looooong table of young good looking men...on a stag.  Before you knew it we were totally involved in their antics and shenanigans  and having the time of lives.  So much fun!!!

Now its back to reality!  I have bills to pay, a retreat to shop and cook for and a unexpected seventy thousand dollar income tax charge on Bill's last years income...which I will have to pay if Aryn and I can't move a mountain and make certain things happen.  It just never ends does it?  Oh well, life is pretty fricken good in spite of all that!!!  I will post some random pics below.  TTYL
BOARDING A CABLE CAR TO THE TOP OF THE FALLS

OUR BUS DRIVER ED

THE FALLS...CAN'T SPELL OR EVEN REMEMBER THEIR NAME

A TYPICAL STOREFRONT IN MONTREAL

I THOUGHT THAT THE WINDOW BOX DESERVED A CLOSEUP

MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG SISTER

A BEAUTIFUL FRIEND AND HER BABY...KATHY MADE THE ARRANGEMENTS TO MEET HER DURING OUR FREE TIME IN QUEBEC CITY 

TRAILING BEHIND MY CREW...I HAVE A HORRIBLE FEELING I SLOWED THEM ALL DOWN :(

THIS IS WHAT I FELT LIKE I WAS DOING TO THEM

OUR RETIRED TRAFFIC CONTROLLER NEW FRIEND, LEN

ST. CATHERINE AVE.....MY FAVE STREET...THE LOGS WERE AN ART INSTALLATION

OKAY....THESE STATUES WERE OUT ON THE STREET...SO GRAPHIC I COULDN'T TAKE A PICTURE FROM THE FRONT.  WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?  EITHER THE FRENCH ARE PRETTY HANG LOOSE OR WE WESTERNERS ARE PRETTY UPTIGHT!  SORRY IF THIS PIC OFFENDS ANY READERS!  (SORRY NOT SORRY)

OUR HAPPY BUNCH HAVING LUNCH...REALLY MY FAVE DAY,  THIS DAY IN MONTREAL 

MORE WALKIES....DOWN INTO THAT MASS OF PEEPS...CHINATOWN IN MONTREAL

MORE WALKIES

OUT MY ROOM WINDOW!

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL TUSCANY TYPE SHOT WAS THROUGH THE BUS WINDOW HERE ON THE WAY HOME THROUGH THE OKANOGAN!!

HEY THERE COOK!!!  THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!!

SIGNING THE GROOM'S T SHIRT.....HE HAD TO GET FIFTY SIGNITURES ON HIS SHIRT BEFORE THE END OF THE NIGHT!!!  AND ALL THOSE THINGS ON THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT ARE OTHER THINGS HE HAD TO DO....THINGS HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.  LIKE...SEE A WOMAN'S BREAST...AND ONE OF THE LADIES AT ANOTHER TABLE BARED ONE FOR HIM..AND US...AND A LITTLE KID SITTING OVER YONDER...HIS EYES NEARLY POPPED OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!!


Wednesday, May 25, 2016

MORE MYSTERY

Well we have been busy.  I am going to be honest though.  I think that these tours are for our future, not present.  There are just too many really old people.  Now don't get me wrong.  They are pretty amazing I must say.  It may take them half an hour longer than the younger ones, but they get there!  And they are game for anything.

But they are repeat tourers.  One couple have toured 78 times!!!  A lot of them are in the 90 year old range and sharp as tacks.  But its just too slow.

That being said, we are enjoying our time immensely.  We have done some interesting things and eaten interesting food.

We went to Shadiac and saw the world's biggest lobster statue.  We went to a made up fishing village called Le Pays Sanguine....which in english means The Washer Woman.  We saw old style houses and were told the history of the Acadians.  We were entertained by two awesome actors and we had a delicious  Acadian lunch.  They sure know how to make potato fish cakes here!!!  

We stopped at a couple of beaches then a soap factory.  That was a hoot!!  The lady doing the demo was so funny and a little crazy!  Afterwards of course, we all had the opportunity to purchase the goods.  I didn't.

Somewhere in all this Monte called me.  Molly dug around and found a left over bag of foil covered chocolate easter eggs.  And ate them.  The only way Monte knew was by all the foil bits and pieces laying around and her big chocolate moustache.  He panicked!  So I gave him the go ahead to find a vet and take her in.  So he did....on Victoria Day week end no less and they put some powder stuff in her eyes which made her puke.  The doc said she could well have died if he hadn't taken her in.  Stupid dog.  Apparently she was NOT a happy camper....serves her right I say.  So three hundred flipping dollars later.....

Today was a wonderful day on the Saguanay River.  We boarded a boat that took us up the river to view the gorge.  Soaring cliffs etc...not quite as melly dram as the gorge on the Yangtze, but a lot of fun.  We had a box picnic lunch up the river, so beautiful, and saw white beluga whales, and a weird statue of Mother Mary out in the middle of absolutely nowhere!!!  Now we are back in our hotel in Tadoussac Quebec.  Up early in the morning and off again.  And we don't know where for sure but we are kind of figuring it is Quebec City.  I hope so!!!  TTYL(these pics are completely out of order...I blame Quebec)
THE WASHER WOMAN


STICK PEOPLE FIRST





OUR BUS ON THE FERRY ACROSS THE ST. LAWRENCE

CRAZY SUE!!

THE WASHER WOMAN'S LAUNDRY ROOM




THAT STATUE



THE FISHING VILLAGE THEY BUILT OUT IN THE WATER

OUR TOUR GUIDE ROLAND GETTING A LESSON ON SOAP MAKING







Monday, May 23, 2016

MYSTERY

Looooooong day!!!  On Saturday we were up and on a bus downtown Kamloops by five in the morning.  I think by then we had figured out that we were headed to the Kelowna Airport.  49 of us (or close to) boarded a plane for, first Toronto then Moncton New Brunswick.

Now you might wonder "what the hell is in Moncton?" but you would be surprised!  The Bay of Fundy has the highest tide in the world and some unusual and interesting natural geographical, not to mention beautiful, spots.  We didn't get into our hotel and into bed until two am Moncton time.  They are four hours ahead here.  Thats only ten at home but we had to be up and out the door and on a bus by nine in the morning.  That entailed getting up by four am our time in Kamloops.  

I think we were a little skeptical about the tour group at first.  The average age of the group is 92, I swear.  It is soooo much like the cruises.  And that can get a little annoying, let me tell you! 

For example, yesterday morning everybody was dressed, fed and on the bus by nine...except two.  They were nowhere to be found.  They weren't in the lobby.  They weren't answering their phone in their room.  They were nowhere.  Finally the tour director, Roland, with a hotel peep, went up to their room and banged on their door.  Yup, there they were.  Moseying around their room.  They had decided not to go out today and neglected to tell anyone.  They delayed our whole day by 30 to 40 minutes which wreaks havoc with the tour guide's schedule.  And after finding out which two it was, I know this isn't the last time we will be dealing with  them.

We had a fantastic day.  We made several stops as we drove along the River and Bay coastline.  One of the stops involved a thousand stairs which almost killed me!  I will put some pics at the bottom.

We stopped for lunch in Alma, a quaint little fishing village.  So fifty oldsters, (including ourselves although we are the youngest of the group) piled into a cute down home type cafe, tied bibs on, and got served the most amazing lunch ever!  Plates of salads, the best tasting buns you ever ate and we each got an astoundingly huge cooked lobster and a bowl of clarified butter.  OH MY GOD!!!  I was in heaven!!!!  What a fun experience that was!!!  All those old people cracking and dunking and slurping and getting covered in lobster smeggly!!!!!

Afterwards, I was surprised by how many people didn't like the lobster.  How can you NOT like lobster?  Old fuddy duddies!  When we all came busting out of the cafe, belching and on a food experience high, I went over to this couple, not too too old, that kind of keep to themselves.  They never smile.  Aren't friendly.  If you talk to her she kind of stares at you as though you have just mooned her.

I commented "Wasn't that an amazing lunch?"  And she stares at me for a moment then goes, "no".  Just "no".  I went "huh?  you didn't like it?" in total astonishment.  And she again stares at me for a moment and goes "no".  No explanation or anything, just "no".  Jeez!  Then as I talked with people I found out there were several people who didn't like it.  Man, people!  I don't even know why some of them frigging travel.  The two old ladies sitting beside us across the aisle on the bus, were sound asleep within five minutes of boarding.  Slept right through all the guide commentary and beautiful scenery.

Last night Kathy, Kerry, Sue (my handyman) Marion, and the tour guide (and owner of Wells Grey Tours) and his wife Anne Whittaker ( a close friend of my brother's first wife) all walked into town to a pub for dinner.  I had a bowl of the best pea soup ever.  What a fun time we had!  I was in my room and sound asleep by about ten oclock Moncton time.  Now its four thirty am and I am wide awake.  So I shall post some pics here and try to go back to sleep for a bit.  I shall report again as soon as possible.  TTYL
KILLING TIME IN THE AIRPORT LOUNGE

OUR TOUR GUIDE (AND OWNER OF THE TOUR COMPANY)

THE FLOWER POTS AS THEY ARE CALLED

THE MILLIONS OF STAIRS WE CLIMBED

WALKING ON THE SEA FLOOR.  

KILLROY



LOOKING OUT A WINDOW ON AN OLD OLD WOODEN COVERED BRIDGE

SUE AND KERRY AND A HUGE LOBSTER

SOME OF THE CREW

THE TRAPS

GREAT SPOT FOR A PICNIC...THATS NOVA SCOTIA OVER THERE

FIFTY YEAR OLD LOBSTER

HAVING LOBSTER FUN

WHERE WE HAD LUNCH...TAKEN OUT THE BUS WINDOW

KERRY...GETTING UP CLOST AND PERSONAL WITH A LIGHTHOUSE


MARION...BIBBED UP AND READY TO ATTACK

SUE AND LU ALL READY TO EAT

MMMMMMM.....LOBSTER!!!!!