On the way home Bill had to make a quick stop at Hilo Hatties, right beside the Safeway. So, I told him I would hop into Safeway quickly to get a couple things whilst he went to the other store. Unexpectedly, he stopped in front of Safeway to let me out. As I hopped out I realized I had no clothes on but Cookie quickly said "You're alright!" So I hopped out. Oh My God! I went in and you know those dreams where you are in a busy peopley place and suddenly you realize you are naked? Well that is exactly how I felt. I shall have nightmares tonite. Just imagine a giant poofy white haired aging lady in brilliant orange and yellow baggy but short tank top and a black bathing suit that looks like underwear. Not good. Going down as my second most embarrassing moment in my life.
Well, I bought baloney (I know, its spelt wrong). We haven't had baloney in forever. Cookie taught me how to really eat baloney so I wrote this poem:
My BFF’S Baloney Sandwich
I love baloney
Where ever I am
It's better than eggs
And better than spam
I have a best friend
And she taught me how
To make a baloney sandwich
The only way I’ll eat it now
First you get the frying pan
And get it real hot
You throw in a couple slices
And let them sizzle a lot
Some baloney will curl
Pulling up at the edge
And some baloney just lays there
Like it is dead
In the end it doesn't matter
Cuz when it's all brown
You slap it between bread slices
And gorf it down
Mmmmmm I love baloney
Where ever I'm at
It's a great thing to share
And a great way to get fat
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