Monday, September 30, 2013

FINAL DAY AT SEA...TOMORROW LONDON


Well this is it folks, at least the ship part.  I am sitting up in the buffet area having just had our last awful dinner.  If this were a world cruise I would be jumping ship tomorrow! 
 Cruises are now on my shovel list.  And crew from Goa are on that list too.  And our room steward, Luella, belongs there as well.  I don’t like her.  She did not do our room at night.  And we asked for ice for each day, but she brought it twice and that was it, even when we asked.  Sounds spoiled but good service isn’t rocket science and she didn’t provide.  
Now for the good stuff.  The bar guys were all Filipino and awesome.  The cruise directer was a scream and I could just adopt him and bring him home with me.  The Brits were wonderful people...we didn’t meet even one bad one.  Not one.  The draft diet coke was tasty (sometimes its not).  We didn’t have to muster somewhere on the ship before our shore excursions, we could just walk off at our appointed time and go find our bus.  I really liked that.  And I really enjoyed and won’t forget,  going down each morning for a latte and muffin and chatting with the staff (the only people about that early).  The Captain would drop by and visit for a few minutes...Neil, the director I love so much, would stop to visit, and so on.  They were all coming down to get their morning coffee.
Something not funny, but actually it was, happened to Bill.  We always have the deck door open.  We aren’t supposed to because it apparently interferes with the a/c.  Don’t care.  But....when we need to open the stateroom door to the hallway, we make sure we shut the deck door first, not only to hide the fact that we have it open all the time, but it blows the stateroom door shut too hard.
Bill didn’t believe me when I told him I had put the small bag out in the hall along with my big one...ready for pick up.  He decided to go check, silly man.  And he forgot the deck door closure first rule.
He opened up the hall door, stepped forward to go through, let go of the door and it blew shut so hard and fast and whacked him a good one on his backside, shot him out into the hallway and slammed.   He just simply disappeared..it all happened so fast.
I leapt off the bed and tore over and whipped the door open.  I had to hang onto the door with all my might to keep it from ejecting me out into the hallway at a hundred miles an hour too.  And there he was, head first into the other wall, hands on either side of his head against the wall, trying to regain his equilibrium, and muttering “For f... sake!”  “Are you alright?” I asked, trying really hard to keep the laugh out of my voice, but he must have picked up on it because he launched into all the reasons how this was my fault.  Mine!  What???!!!  How?  I asked.  Because apparently I am the one who wants the deck door open...I am the one who gets too hot,  I am the one who wants to hear the water swoosh past,  I am the one that likes the fresh air, and so on and so on.  Jeez!  I couldn’t really argue, I was laughing too hard.  
Around quarter to three this afternoon, I suggested we watch a paid for movie on the tv.  It was one we hadn’t seen yet and looked good.  The only thing is he hadn’t packed yet so I told him to pack and then we would watch...we had to get our suitcases out by 6 o’clock.  So, he started to pack.  I was reading.
Well a few minutes into it, it came to my attention that I wasn’t seeing any movement out of the corner of my eye.  What was he doing?  He was sitting in a chair fiddling around and playing with a compass.  This way, that way, up, down.  BILL!!!  Pack!!  “Oh oh yeah.  I am!”  So he gets up and gets back to packing.
After a few more minutes I again do not detect movement.  I look.  Again..in the chair putting polysporin on his wounds, slowly, one by one.  Searching for more.  Lifting this arm.  Lifting that arm.  BILL!!!  Pack!!  “Oh oh yeah.  I am!”
Another few minutes go by and again the no movement.  I kid you not, there he was, sitting on the edge of the bed, looking in a mirror, nose hair clippers at hand.  I look at the time.  Forty five minutes had gone by and he had his suitcase not even half packed.  He simply cannot focus.  There were clothes, socks, pills, ointments, coat, shoes, book, paraphernalia simply everywhere....not packed.  This totally reminded me of his shed packing at home before the trip.
It was five o’clock before he finally had his suitcase out in the hall.  We both got comfy and I found the right movie and got it going...only to discover that the volume on it was so low we could barely hear it.  And we are on a ship full of frigging deaf people.  Honestly, does nothing work on this tub?  We PAID for that stupid movie and we can hardly hear it.  Oh well, we are off tomorrow...none too soon I say.  TTYL from London!!!!

1 comment:

  1. I LOVE London! You will have so much fun you will forget the awful journey to get there, lol. I am sure you have probably been there before though.

    Can't wait for the next installment!! "Bill......PACK!'''....lol....

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